Genius sometimes must take the form of dick jokes.

I'm Brady Tighe. A student journalist/metal head with an endless craving for glorious words and heavy guitars.
Hey! Everybody look at how picturesque it looks where I’m going!
That might not be Alberta, but fuck it, it looks like Alberta.

Mmmmmmm, snow and construction. 

Hey! Everybody look at how picturesque it looks where I’m going!

That might not be Alberta, but fuck it, it looks like Alberta.

Mmmmmmm, snow and construction. 

(via unusualyoung)

Pets.

So, I’m taking care of my parent’s lovely golden lab doggie for a little bit. So it’s me, the cat, and the dog, in my beyond empty apartment. I literally don’t have any furniture anymore.

I feel bad, like they’re going to be bored if I don’t do things with them. 

The Best Song Ever.

Just might be Rock N’ Roll Hoochie Coo by Rick Derringer. It just might be.

A friend of mine asked me recently, was I gonna go see the new Batman movie with him. But I don’t respect the concept of Batman because of what I understand about politics now. I’mma lay it out for you: rich dude owns a corporation with state of the art equipment, and he uses this to beat up on street level crime. He doesn’t mess with the industrialists, or the super capitalists, or the Murdochs, or the Trumps. He really just fucks with the person that’s on the corner. Batman is a conservative’s wet dream. Fuck Batman.

Reginald D. Hunter  (via pussy-envy)

I’m beginning to think that being completely safe and correct these days involves having fuck all in the way of actual fun. Isn’t that what, “The Man” wants?

(Source: the-man-from-hell-monte, via pussy-envy)

I love me some Bill Burr. Me and him are pissed off at the same things, therefore we should be best friends. 

I love me some Bill Burr. Me and him are pissed off at the same things, therefore we should be best friends. 

(Source: theonegodmadefunky)

starsattachedtostrings:

James Dean and Marilyn Monroe


This might be the best photograph ever taken of anything ever.

starsattachedtostrings:

James Dean and Marilyn Monroe

This might be the best photograph ever taken of anything ever.

Burgers, and how to make them. 

Burgers, and how to make them. 

Hey! Do you guys remember when Snake erased the world and then fired up a cigar?